Bernadette - Speaks her mind without regret! Killer knitting needles!
Val - Cracks nuts faster than you can blink. All men beware!
Jan - Quick wit and a gentle persona. We have yet to uncover this beauty's dastardly plan...
Kim - A mother and master of all she sets her mind to! Nothing gets by this one!
Keep your eyes peeled and running shoes ready. They meet for secret conclaves weekly and have infiltrated the local Barnes and Noble. They are not to be trusted!
This will most likely be the last transmission of confidential information I ever pass on so...